Chief bagnosticator and administer of the holy bag of eternal life. Double PhD in Bagonomics/Bagsbrophysics and graduated cum laude from the University of Bagladesh.

Leading authority and civic leader of indigenous bag rights and has championed progressive bag legislation in over 46 counties throughout the United States.

Published over 33 peer reviewed journals on the science of The Big Bag Theory and the origins of The Bagaverse. Has patented over 13 inventions integrating advanced quantum mechanics into the process of accumulating higher orders of bags.

A certified degenerate with fire ass bars and bangin beats that will make your neighbors call the po-po.

A metaverse destroyer, blockchain daemon and NFT expunger that will wreak havoc to your entire WEB3 ecosystem. Dont leave your Metamask wallet around me - true playa for real!

Most days, youll find me perusing the aisles of a Family Dollar store looking for discounts on Pez candies or lounging in a dingy alley with the homies sippin on Mad Dog with Black Cherry Kool-aid. Real OGs know!

One of the few Real OGs left on the planet. Bunny runs through bags like Bo Jackson steamrolling over Brian Bosworth at the 1-yard line. A cold blooded savage.

Bunny the type to snatch ya mamma up and jack her EBT Card and WIC vouchers with no remorse. The type to walk in the corner chicken spot, steal all the hot sauce packets and dare you to say something.

Dont leave any kind of bags laying around Bunny. Sandwich bags, Ziploc bags, Hefty Cinch Sak bags. Makes no difference. Theyll all come up missing!

Im like part chocolate flan, part Jackie Chan. Sweet and saucy, but will backhand the shit out yo punk ass you keep talkin crazy. Get on some hood shit and jack your rims at the stop light. Think Im playin.

They call me Queen Empress of the Bagnobi Clan. Bestower of the bottomless bag and trusted keeper of the sacred order of Bagchezidak. An honorary Bag Belt holder and undefeated in international Bagkwon-Do tournaments. In other words, run up on a boss baddie like me and Im liable to jettison that ass into an entirely different dimension. I wish you would!